The Executive Branch Club
Donald Trump Jr. is opening a new exclusive club in Washington D.C. called The Executive Branch. It is said to be for Trump’s cabinet, and any other members invited for the cool fee of $500,000. This will insure the members an exclusive chance to mingle with the ‘clown in chief’ without the prying eyes of the plebeian press.
Here’s an article on the club:
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/26/donald-trump-washington-club-00311720
I see it to be much like this exclusive club set up by Cato in Revenge Of The Pink Panther.



Satastic !